The talking toilet paper spindle can be customized by recording your own personal message. Your guest, relative, or house mate will be shocked, and perhaps, dismayed, when they hear your voice upon spinning off a few squares of TP. Personally, I would love to record words of wisdom, or encourage, such as “be sure to wipe deep!”, or, “you went all by yourself! Good for you!”.
Don’t worry about accidentally pranking yourself or selective people without a sense of humor, as it also has a simple on and off switch. The size is pretty standard and will fit most toilet paper roll dispensers. Install it the same way you would a typical Toilet paper spindle.
You will get the spindle as seen above, but you will need to buy 2 AAA batteries separately.